…rocking out to my favorite band, Trite Sociability Message, when the dealer waves his hand in my face because it is my turn but honestly I had folded my head a long time ago so back off bro. You’d think that would be all the lord had for me on this day but it gets way worse at showdown they muck my cards and I had the winner and I realize it later and yell for the floor over to check the cameras to make sure my opponent doesn’t leave the casino and deliver the pot to me and reprimand the dealer but right when he arrives the player gives me back all the $16 in the pot. “Karma’s a bitch,” I tell him, quoting one of my personal TSM favorites what a bop love the Got chemtrails on my thumb/Cause Putin made me cum part so now I’m…
