Despite all the threats over the years – poker players really are tame at heart, settling things like ladies over a coffee table – there was only one time someone was actually brazen enough to brandish a firearm inside the Endboss. It was – no, it wasn’t Ricardo – it was Breezy John who had…
Of late I’ve been throwing my voice so much that it seems almost disappointing to speak directly. I’d really rather be making fun of the outrageous characters and stories of poker or explicating its most difficult moments: it’s a lot of the fun I allow myself. Still, concrete things do happen here – in fact,…
Welcome back to the Poker Zoo, now a little long in the tooth but looking to finish strong. We never really left, of course, but I did need a personal break to focus on writing; Dean, my co-host and producer, was suffering a significant personal tragedy concurrently. So, a pause in the action. We persist…
Good morning, hope you’re having a day, it’s Jake Littler, author of your favorite endless series of poker tomes, including Remastering the Secrets of Excelling at Small-Stakes Strategies for NLHE! (By the way, the video companion course for RSESSN, normally priced at $600 dollars, is now available for a limited time at $18!) Of course,…
Hey it’s ya boy Even Moreondarocks. You know, when I was threatening to punch agingangel76 in the ribs, it was a bit! Just a gag, a touch of fun. Everyone gets it, no need to worry. When I’m performing my investigations, really delving into things, really staying in my apartment and really getting to the…
Grant me patience: if one more white, rich, trans, Buddhist of color tells me what they think I am going to lose my mind! SO. MUCH. PRIVELEGE. It is shocking that these people dare offer their opinions when the answers to life’s problems are obviously on my side of the current debate. Therefore, I am…
It’s come to the attention of the GTO Lion’ family that a player was recently accused of glancing at an open window of our lead product in the midst of a poker decision at the Endboss Cardroom and BBQ Pita Pit in Midcougerlove, California. As founder and president of GTO Lion’, I, Tauntvilas Europhunkis, want…
By goddess, I was shocked to discover that Blondica Yogapantzik is not who she says she is. Just look at these old tweets where she says what bad people say instead of what good people say! Not only that, but I’m beginning to see that Blondica just isn’t authentic. To have changed your position on…
I’m back home again – or rather, I have no home, I’m just somewhere else – and it seems, my mother may not have hers that much longer either. I no longer have the funds to pay her new and catastrophic debt, yet my sister has a spot for her in a future house. The…