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The Jackpot

Estimated read time 73 min read

Despite all the threats over the years – poker players really are tame at heart, settling things like ladies over a coffee table – there was only one time someone was actually brazen enough to brandish a firearm inside the Endboss. It was – no, it wasn’t Ricardo – it was Breezy John who had walked through the door that night with the gun. (They always get […]

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OOP Update Plus Fireworks

Estimated read time 149 min read

Of late I’ve been throwing my voice so much that it seems almost disappointing to speak directly. I’d really rather be making fun of the outrageous characters and stories of poker or explicating its most difficult moments: it’s a lot of the fun I allow myself. Still, concrete things do happen here – in fact, they were never better from a coaching and game perspective, even if […]

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PZ 82: Split Decision with Mathew “Clayvision” Ossi

Estimated read time 44 min read

Welcome back to the Poker Zoo, now a little long in the tooth but looking to finish strong. We never really left, of course, but I did need a personal break to focus on writing; Dean, my co-host and producer, was suffering a significant personal tragedy concurrently. So, a pause in the action. We persist now, and I am hoping to do about twenty more poker zoos […]

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Sauron’s Eye Finds Jake Littler, Middle-Earth Poker Coach and Bearer of the SEO Ring

Estimated read time 121 min read

Good morning, hope you’re having a day, it’s Jake Littler, author of your favorite endless series of poker tomes, including Remastering the Secrets of Excelling at Small-Stakes Strategies for NLHE! (By the way, the video companion course for RSESSN, normally priced at $600 dollars, is now available for a limited time at $18!) Of course, I’m also the head coach of heydumbythisisapokercoachingsite.com, and, as such, I have […]

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Even Moreondarocks Bites Off a Lot of Roast

Estimated read time 83 min read

Hey it’s ya boy Even Moreondarocks. You know, when I was threatening to punch agingangel76 in the ribs, it was a bit! Just a gag, a touch of fun. Everyone gets it, no need to worry. When I’m performing my investigations, really delving into things, really staying in my apartment and really getting to the heart of the matter, Seymour Wurst-style, it’s more of a roast. I’m […]

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Poker Podcasts Guide 2023

Estimated read time 3,600 min read

You may not know much about the poker podcasts you don’t listen to. Nearly all available guidance to the market is click-bait. Google’s and Spotify’s overwhelmed algorithms promote long-dead pods while burying some of the best. That’s okay, though: if you were to repeat my research, you’d realize most poker podcasts are simply duplicative, recycling the same guests, same questions, and same subjects. Yet that’s good news, […]

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SummerofAvery83 Has Had It

Estimated read time 27 min read

Grant me patience: if one more white, rich, trans, Buddhist of color tells me what they think I am going to lose my mind! SO. MUCH. PRIVELEGE. It is shocking that these people dare offer their opinions when the answers to life’s problems are obviously on my side of the current debate. Therefore, I am literally asking you to not spread misinformation about this absolutely key social […]

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GTO Lion’ Responds

Estimated read time 44 min read

It’s come to the attention of the GTO Lion’ family that a player was recently accused of glancing at an open window of our lead product in the midst of a poker decision at the Endboss Cardroom and BBQ Pita Pit in Midcougerlove, California. As founder and president of GTO Lion’, I, Tauntvilas Europhunkis, want to take this moment to unequivocally condemn the use of any solver […]

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Blondica Yogapantzik is Problematic

Estimated read time 64 min read

By goddess, I was shocked to discover that Blondica Yogapantzik is not who she says she is. Just look at these old tweets where she says what bad people say instead of what good people say! Not only that, but I’m beginning to see that Blondica just isn’t authentic. To have changed your position on a social media site over a period of a twelve years is […]